While not wanting to give too much comfort to the Seamus Milne tendency on the Grauniad, I knocked this up.
Then, pleased with this, I knocked this up to e-mail to a few mates:
It reflects my personal brand of Catholicism (though my lapsed Jewish ex-punk mucker managed to distill it into a sentence for me s few years ago).
By way of reply, Ged (you don't know him) sent me this (the bastard):
Would you take that lying down?
Me neither. So he got an e-mail within a few minutes with the following in it: